Sunday, September 14, 2008

Letter of Adoration

Dear Onigiri,

Thank you for being inexpensive, filling, tasty, and nutritious. Forget Wheaties, you are the breakfast (snack, lunch, dinner, or fourthmeal) of champions.

I'll be perfectly honest with you: at first, I was extremely turned off by your seaweed exterior. It seemed fit more for fish than for people. But I overcame my nori bias, and I'm so thankful that I did. However, we need to work on the mayonnaise thing. Mayo will always disgust me, and I'm always worried that when we meet, you'll bring mayo with you. I wish you'd stop so I wouldn't have to worry. Or maybe I should just learn how to read.

But I digress. Onigiri, thanks for everything, and for all that is to come.

Until we meet again (later today or tomorrow, most likely),
Your biggest fan, Jessi

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